I have a cool life.
I got yakisoba for lunch today at my favorite ramen shop but instead of making it like they usually do, it was pretty much just noodles + garlic powder so I’ve smelled like garlic all day. fast forward to 2:00 AM and I’m sitting here listening to sad songs when I decide to check Xbox messages. I open inbox to find a good friend of mine saying goodbye forever and next thing I know I’m farting garlic gas clouds while bawling my eyes out trying to muster the energy to type out my response. I couldn’t even go get tissues to unclog my completely blocked sinuses because the song was too good. It was a miserable state of affairs for many, many reasons. I can’t handle things.